I put a sock on my cats head and he sat there like this for 5 minutes

dorian-pavustache:

heathyr:

andrenator:

Classroom alignments.

And I’ve experienced every single one of these.

I was every single one of these.

riverdancingcas:

imagineyouricon:

imagine your icon has suddenly, inexplicably, become your legal guardian

I’m going to die

tags:
#me

why do i use dick burger as an insult? where did i even hear it

spookybaltimore:

HEAVY METAL BROKE MY

spookybaltimore:

[DUN DUN]

justintheallan:

soycrates:

endreal:

avatar-addiction:

nicotineenema:

Shout out to girls who don’t mind being called dude and man casually

shout out to boys who don’t mind being called guuurrl 

shout out to humans who don’t mind being called dawg

shout out to dogs who will let you call them anything so long as you say it in  a happy, friendly tone.

Shout out to Guinea Pigs which are neither pigs nor from Guinea.  

No shout out to cats because no matter how much you shout they’ll just ignore you

I DECIDED THAT IF I WAS A HYBRID I WANNA BE A RED FOX

i see alot of gravity falls on my dash iand i really should watch it, it looks like it’ll be funny

guarded-belief:

i wonder how in the world gavin would even be able to get rays furry butt into the suit

bonus x-ray and vav to the rescue

tags:
#fall out boy

My favorite song is Young Potatoes by Fall out Chef

Wait, what if Rt hybrid au were the ah guys are all domestic cats and enter in cat shows for hybrids like They’re all fluffy and take spa trips so they can look their best and stuff

Me and my sister even decided on their breed of cats like

Geoff is a highlander

Ray is a Chausie

Ryan is a Siberian

Jack is a Norwegian Forest Cat

Gavin is a Himalayan

Micheal is a Caramel Shaded Oriental Longhair

dialupmodem:

slumbermancer:

fruitsoftheweb:

Damage prediction on pears during transportation.

bad and naughty children get put in The Pear Wiggler to atone for their crimes

what the fuck is that comment